“The World’s Largest Safety Song” – “Safety Crew Is Coming To Town” @allthisscience

The video above is just for added fun! It’s not part of the song!

The World’s Largest Safety Song

Completely Free! No mess! No fuss!

Email me a verse or two that you have created for the world’s largest safety song “Safety Crew is Coming to Town”. I will append them to the verses I have already written and my high school choir will record the song in Winter 2018. (You can also listen to me warbling the 7 preliminary verses on my podcast “All This Science” https://www.spreaker.com/show/all-this-science (episode 18)

My email address is allthisscience@gmail.com. You can also tweet me the verses at @allthisscience or facebook message me at http://www.facebook.com/allthisscience

Your verses can be about any safety aspect you want – safety in the lab, on the road, in food production, the factory, the home, etc.

Here are the verses so far (December 2017)

Safety Crew is Coming to Town (to the tune “Santa Claus is Coming to Town” )

Verse 1:

You better watch out
You better not pout
Hide the Purell
Including the spout
Safety crew is coming to town

Verse 2:

We’re a “frayed” of your cords
And bulletin boards
Tripping Hazards and
Dissecting Swords
Safety crew is coming to town

Verse 3:

Are your books stacked to high?
Have you a tape of “Family Guy” ?
Is the powder under your sink
Stored securely and dry?
Safety crew is coming to town

Verse 4:

Have you labeled your cleaners?
Checked best before date on your weiners?
Unblocked all your vents
De-electrified your fence
Safety crew is coming to town

Verse 5:

Have you fastened your tanks
Self-contained in some Spanx
Upright and Tall
Cause they cannot fall
Safety crew is coming to town

Verse 6:

Do you have the right jugs
For biological waste
Do you use safety scissors
When you cut and paste
Safety Crew is coming to town

Verse 7:

Have your eyewash stations
Met their temperature quota
Or are they spewing out
Vinegar and Baking Soda
Safety Crew is coming to town

Verse 8:

In the lab fridge
You put Shake and Bake ?!
With VOC ‘s
Give your head a shake
Safety Crew is coming to town

Verse 9:

Did you unclog your pipes
Using acid and Drano
Don’t use that bidet
It’s an active volcano
Safety Crew is coming to town

Verse 10:

You’re planning to drive
And staying alive
Don’t be distracted
And you’ll safely arrive
Safety crew is coming to town